so i saw this picture that was in this post, and mami’s face, i just
THAT IS THE FACE OF AN EXTREME THIRST
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
That is fantastic life advice.
Lemony Snicket doesn’t give a damn fuck
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future
"I can’t recall the taste of food… nor the sound of water… nor the feel of grass.."
-Frodo “S.A.D.” Baggins
stop reblogging this IT’S NOT WINTER YET AND YOU’RE GOING TO JINX IT