always dress the way you’d want to look if you suddenly became the main protagonist in an anime
IF YOU DON’T GET THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PANSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS THEN you’re pretty normal i mean lots of people use the definitions and words interchangeably so your confusion is valid and not at all bigoted as some might say
OH MY GOD IOS7 SENDS YOUR EMAILS FROM THE NAME SIRI CALLS YOU.
I’VE BEEN SIGNING EMAILS TO MY BOSS AS “JAY-Z”
I WAS GOING TO PUT THIS IN THE TAGS, BUT HOLY SHIT I HAVE JUST SEEN THE METAPHOR!!
There was a calm moment of “…Wait. Did she just metaphorically pick up masculinity and leave femininity behind in its place?” And I was impressed with that symbolism.
But then the metaphor got better. Because here, Mulan is swapping one for the other. Yet, by the end, when she comes home at the end, her father tucks the flower behind her ear and then her man shows up with the helmet— BECAUSE MULAN IS AWESOME AND KICK ASS AND SHE HAS BOTH FEMININITY AND MASCULINITY AND BEING COMPLETELY ONE OR THE OTHER TOTALLY DOESN’T SUIT HER.
ALSO, at the end of the movie, to defeat Shan Yu, she uses the fan, a feminine symbol to wrench the sword, a masculine symbol, form his hands and save the day. :)
Disney can be surprisingly brilliant at times.
The above are some of the reasons this is one of my favorite Disney movies. See also: the “princess” rescuing the “prince”
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
Moment of silence for when last week at a bar this man asked to buy me a drink and I had a sufficient drunk going already so I refused and he PUSHED -as men are prone to do- and I said “No. But I will permit you to buy me mozzarella sticks.” He looked confused and I said “I would like mozzarella sticks. If you think about it, they’re comparable in price to a nice beer or mediocre cocktail.” And alas, my friends, I got my delectable cheesy sticks AND the man stayed for around 5 seconds because I guess choking on fried melted cheese isn’t as sexy as getting further inebriated.
molly is a real american hero
all hail themalailama
so i was looking through my 8th grade yearbook and its very um intresting
here is the selection of kpop stars
the people i said “good luck with that” to
the flamingo lovers??? idek
and the rest
idek like wtf
^ should i tell this girl that dr.seuss is dead or
^you gotta do somethin to be part of history jonathan
^ and last but not least this guy obviously wants to be money when he gets older so yea
hope this post wasn’t to long
i met a girl yesterday who said she recognised me from a vegetarian club, but i’d never seen herbivore
OH MY GOD DID YOU ACTUALLY CENSOR OUT MY URL